Chafer

What is Chafer?


1.

A chafer: one whose weight is so extreme that the legs grate together or 'chaf'. Usually associated with a gravity affected ass, almost on the floor.

S/he's enormous, what a chafer!

See fat, salad dodger, lard ass, caerphilly

2.

A person who irritates, an event or behavior that irritates. A custy that calls you a hundred times for a dime.

Niel calls me too much, he is such a chafer.

3.

One who chafes - grates on you somewhat.

Jarv is a fucking MASSIVE chafer.

4.

contraction from "cock chafer".

A cock chafer is a male who is bad at recieving anal sex, particularly it hurts the giver. Or a male who masturbates too much thus chafing his member.

This insult is used to describe one who is irritating and grating.

Jimmy is such a cock chafer, he comes round all the time.

da_rude was such a chafer, he always posted the most ridiculous shit.

5.

An erection in briefs.

Dude I've gotta get boxers, your mom keeps giving me a chafer.

See boner, erection, tent, chafe, briefs


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