What is Chags?
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n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include
I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.
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stands for "C"limidia, "H"erpys, "A"ids,
"G"hanaria, and "S"yfailis.
yo man what is your damage! you nailed that girl, she has CHAGS. you are some kind of ass clown.
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Chags stands for "Car Hide And Go Seek", which is a game played just like normal HAGS, but in neighborhoods, with teams of 2 people per car.
"I'm so stoked for CHAGS tonight man!"
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