Chair Hips

What is Chair Hips?


1.

The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.

The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."

As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.

"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.

"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.

See secretary, spread, hips, butt, ass, chair


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