Chair Pollution

What is Chair Pollution?

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The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.

When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.

See dropping ass, ass debris, chair bomb

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