What is Chairborne Ranger?
1.
1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS
"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"
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2.
Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.
Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!
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3.
A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.
Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?
Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!
(Jimmy comes walking by)
Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!
Jimmy> Hey fuck off.
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