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If a guy asks a girl out, an she dun wanna go out with him, she says 'I'm straight on that, shoot' and is basically turni..
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1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum cla..
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Effictivelly this is the same as congratumafuckinglations, but using "effing" to humourously replace "fucking".
Guy..