Champaign Breakfast

What is Champaign Breakfast?

When you jizz all over someone's cereal or toast

Hey honey, I've made you a Champaign breakfast, it's highly nutritious.

See breakfast, jizz, cereal, toast

Crumple The Carrier Bag

1. To have a posh wankwith a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make. I got busted twice last nite crumpling the ..

Pilloneus

1. A male living in Canada with a small penis. Pilloneus lives in Canada, he has a very small penis. See pill, pilloneus, small, canada..

Sausage Nips

1. Refers to nipples which resemble the size, shape and color of sausage. "Look at the sausage nips on her!" See boobs, nipples..

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