Champain

What is Champain?


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(sham-PAIN)

A word that can be used to describe any number of injuries obtained while intoxicated

Sober guy- What happened there, man {points at massive disgusting bruises}?!?!

Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.

Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.

See champagne, alcohol, beer, injury, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, plastered


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