What is Champain?
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(sham-PAIN)
A word that can be used to describe any number of injuries obtained while intoxicated
Sober guy- What happened there, man {points at massive disgusting bruises}?!?!
Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.
Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.
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A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-E..