Chard Edit Meaning

1.

1. Pr.n. colloquialism of 'Richard'

2. v. as 'chard something up'. To, by error or misfortune, destroy iredeemably a situation that might otherwise have been promising or a suitestormme (see suitestormme).

3. adj. Meaning of poor quality or unfortunate.

1. Mod: Hello Chard

Chard: Hello Mod

2. Naan: So have you admitted she's you're girlfriend yet?

Ayrton Modstake: Yes. It has been confirmed.

Naad: Well, you really charded that one up, didn't you?

3. Although a sweet enough fellow, Joe was let down by his somewhat chard personal hygene.

See Steven Gerrard

2.

A synonym for the male genitalia. "Blette", which is the french word for the leafy vegetable known as chard, is also a derogatory term for penis.

Joe is a chard eater.

See cock, dick, pussy, wang

3.

a guy who can make girls wet just thinking about him

girl: Chard...kleenex?

See wet, hot, pimp, sexy, kleenex, chard

4.

a child retard 'nuff said

Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew."

Nadin: "What a chard!"

See chard, child, retard, down, syndrome

5.

A term used to describe a friend. In English; "mate", "kidda", "Lad". Mainly used amongst groups of scouse males.

When you speak to your friend. "You ok" friend "Yer Chard"

See mate, lad, friend, pal, kidda, girl

6.

Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode

Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.

See chard, chode, dick, long, spanish inquisition

7.

an idiot at work who often messes things up.

Mr. Kernal is such a Chard.

See Anonymous