Unwittyful Edit Meaning

1. When texting "Yup" the 1st word that shows up is Zur. At least on my shitty phone. Girl: So you coming to my party? :) Boy: ..

1. An ass that is hott!! Why Andrew you have one sexybum! See ass, bottom, hott, sexy, yummy..

1. so random dat u turn ur head n its like whattttt yo so there was this kangaroo leaping across new york city and i was like yo thats fli..