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Taking matters literally into your own hands. While a male roommate or partier is passed out, take your thumb and push his penis back u..
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When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate..
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The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.
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