Chateaued

What is Chateaued?

To be extremely drunk whilst retaining a classy demeanor: especially when one is drinking expensive wine.

Comes from the French word Chateau meaning a large house or mansion usually with grounds, gardens and often it's own vineyard.

Pierre: "Oh Buffy, this '78 Bordeaux is fabulous!"

Buffy: "Oh yes Pierre, I've had 3 bottles already...(hits floor)."

Pierre: "Well, looks like Buffy is chateaued."

See drunk, hammered, wasted

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