What is Chats?
1.
Ecstacy tablets, particularly in rural Ireland.
"I did five chats last night and I came up like a sky boy"
See
2.
Tits of the female variety.
E.g. "Look at her massive chats!" etc.
See
3.
a measure of all of the gayness in your body where one chat= 50 homosexuals. this is applied for gays, lesbians or closet homosexuals.
chatman: hey guys want to go up in my room?
guys: shut up chatman your chats meter is through the roof right now.
See
Random Words:
1.
when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.
"how was david last night?"
"well, it was kinda weird..."
"..
1.
Enjoyable in the most awesome way. Formed by the blending of the two words "uber" and "orgasmic". May also be spelle..