What is Chats?
1.
Ecstacy tablets, particularly in rural Ireland.
"I did five chats last night and I came up like a sky boy"
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2.
Tits of the female variety.
E.g. "Look at her massive chats!" etc.
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3.
a measure of all of the gayness in your body where one chat= 50 homosexuals. this is applied for gays, lesbians or closet homosexuals.
chatman: hey guys want to go up in my room?
guys: shut up chatman your chats meter is through the roof right now.
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Random past sexual exploits with your ex(s). Used in conversation when trying to avoid the juicy details.
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a friendly alternative to "nigger lippin" while amongst mixed company
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