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Receiving a handjob, with chewas a lubricant. Extra credit if the receiver hums Dueling Banjos in midst of orgasm.
Last night was great..
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A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.
Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I j..
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a place were all the hammer kids go after landing solid on there tricks.
dude 1: Damn see that Nollie Tre Over Crooks you knwo hes goin..
