Chelski Edit Meaning

1.

An english subsidary of a russian mafia syndicate

If we don't win the title we will steal it.

See Olives

2.

What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.

Vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.

See Gumba Gumba

3.

Shitty Premiership club from London,owned by a russian mafia boss - Roman Abramovich - which aplauds every their goal like a fuckin´ faggot and pounds Mourinho´s ass after the matches.Chelski has no history whatsoeverays every year with a different squad.The club´s manager is a CHEATING and arrogant nitwit who has no idea of football and threatens UEFA referees.

-How many games haven't Chelski beaten Arsenal in Premiership?

-17.

4.

A Business who claim to play football. Chelski claim to be based in London.

Moscow's richest football club.

"Did you go and watch Chelski on sunday Tom?"

"Nah, there weren't any coaches to Russia"

5.

Chelski, also known as Chelsea. A London based football club which is owned by a Russian billionaire named: Roman Abramovich.

With out their comrad Roman Abramovich, Chelsea would still be a nobody, not that they are a somebody, they are just famous for buying players who like to dive and cheat in matches.

Chelski are a very poor team, always have been and always will be.

Chelski have the ball and Drogba is cleanly tackled by Ashley Cole for Arsenal to win possession of the ball...the ball is kicked out of play for yet 'another' Drogba related incident...diving little pillow biter.

See chelsea, chelski, london, chel, football, russia, russian, roman, billionaire, millionaire, soccer, drogba, terry, lampard, samsung, moscow, duff, crespo, wright, phillips, smith, gallas, cole, diving, cheating, pitch, footy, footie, umbro, nike, adidas, reebok, lacoste, chav, scum, faggot, gay, homo, homosexual, shit

6.

The nickname given to Chelsea Football Club since Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich became owner.

Manager Claudio Ranieri had no idea what to do with all the money thrown at him, but since he was sacked and Jose Mourinho became manager they have become Premiership champions in his first season there.

Choice quotes from Urban Dictionary:

The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy)

formally known as Chelsea, now owned by some fucked up russian. buyin everyone in the world but will not win the premiership

7.

The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy) All they're fans are nothing but glory hunting bastards like the wop or pissbag(Edward Ginn).

Chelski are FUCKIN SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!!I hope they burn in hell along with all they're bastard "fans"!

Regards Rambo

See Rambo