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Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single g..
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Any person who is on the receiving end of a belligerent drunks attempt to stir a fight
i.e. Drunk John says, "hey buddy you wanna..
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When someone is asleep with his or her mouth open, and you place your cock in his or her mouth and let them wake up to a mouthful of co..