What is Chetopa?
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the catfish capitol of the world; the Pecan capitol of Kansas; the home of the illustrious Mayfield clan; the last stronghold of gay, Puerto Rican salt miners, socialist Chinamen, and a large girthy woman named Clifford Davis.
"I was going to give my boyfriend head, but then I realized that he was actually my best friend's boyfriend and was dirty and from Chetopa. So, I gave him head...because I'm a hooker."
