Chia Pet Edit Meaning

1.

Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.

That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?

2.

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

See porcupine, hippie, baldie, baldy, spalding, baldhead, Valinda

3.

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

ph33r t3h ch1a p3t

4.

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.

Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Homosexual: I have a chia pet

Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*

See chia, pet, homosexual, gay, dog, small, homo

5.

A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).

its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!

See chia pet, slacker, loser, moocher

6.

people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets

bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet

See afro, bad kid

7.

Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.

Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.

See old man