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When Nintendo-related memorabilia (games, controllers, toys, etc.) is shoved up the butt during sex.
I was totally unprepared for that ..
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1. When you have a girlfriend that works at mcdonald's.
2. A girl that works at mcdonald's that gives you discounts because..
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A dick that is so small that it is actually inside the body.
I am so sad that my Invertocock doesn't attract women.
See tiny, hug..