Chickenwire Canoe

What is Chickenwire Canoe?

Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.

Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.

See soup sandwich, football bat, ate up, screwed up, fucked up, fubar, snafu

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