What is Child Fucking Spaghetti Fingers?
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A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.
Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?
Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.
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