What is Childo?
1.
Portmanteau of 'chainsaw' and 'dildo'.
A dildo mounted conveniently on a chainsaw body. When operated, the dildo twists and vibrated violently. for some, the ultimate pleasure, for others a reason to see their
Filthy woman: did you bring it?
Gimp: the childo? yeah, give me a minute to get it fired up
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2.
A gimp mask with a dildo protruding from the chin. Worn by such Amsterdam heros as Stephen Thom.
Is that a childo he's wearing?
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3.
A dildo that is a replica of a chode.
Josh : oh god, beth take out that childo
and use my one. it's much more ROUGH.
Beth : but its not blick! i like blick childos.
Josh : Paint my chode blick then. It'll be fun. Especially how Uncle Sam isn't home. (:
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4.
Pretty much the best thing ever created and conceived by human beings in this timeline, universe, and earth.
A dildo that triumphantly hangs from one's jowl, as if to say, "Hello world. I am here, and I want to fuck you."
Come here, there is a childo waiting for your asshole.
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5.
A legendary language thought up by a very brilliant, beautiful, sophisticated, talented, articulate, hansom, superior, generous person. (mr. JP)
The language consists of normal english grammar using the "CH" sound to replace the first main syllable and any important breaks on words.
Absolutely unique: the word "Childo" literally translates into "dildo"
Che Changuage chof childo
Chou chare cha chucking chetard! Chi chant chelive chat chou chould chwear chomeching cho chamn chugly chou chy charty chand chen chocede choo chit chon chy choychiend! Cho, cho chits chon chitch
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6.
A childo is a dildo that is made to replicate a choad.
"The childo made Shaquesa have a super-orgasm"
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7.
Simple -- 1. A dildo in the shape of a
Man, that Yishra girl is a real childo
Put the childo away, you fag!
