Chimputer

What is Chimputer?


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A hybrid of chimp and computer, a chimputer is a machine that behaves badly, especially one that had previously operated well, until some attack or catastrophic error that requires the attention of an administrator or a security investigator. Possibly a result of mishearing or misunderstanding, the variant "chumputer" is also occasionally encountered.

Man, I had a gigaquad box this morning, but after that power surge, it's just a chimputer.

CodeSculptor, you've got a chimputer after that breach -- you need a good Security Monkey.

Sit back, I'll drive, I know how to swing a chimputer.

See chimp, computer, virus, hack, crack, hacker, cracker, tube, feeder


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