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A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.
Uniformed Shlub: ..
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One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am
Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandit..
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A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks
Eminem is such a dildo squeeze..