Chinese Bake-away

What is Chinese Bake-away?


1.

The act and decision-making process of ordering a Chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). Motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:

1)Finding a menu while munted

2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.

3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction

4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world

The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.

A summer's day. Two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun's rays. The lady pick up the receiver.

Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."

See baked, take-away, bake-away, maintain, stoned


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