What is Chinese Cupcakes?
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a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"
My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time
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the washing of the male member in the sink usually in the toilets of a pub/club before the act of sex with a one night stand or a 10 pin.. 
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what you say to someone during a heated argument, or just when they are being dumb.
Paige, go back to Nebraska!
See tu madre..