Chinese Oven Mitt

What is Chinese Oven Mitt?


1.

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

See chinese, oven, mitt, mudcutter, anal, massage, oriental, cornhole, suprise, happy ending, shocker, chili


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