Chinese Oven Mitt

What is Chinese Oven Mitt?

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

See chinese, oven, mitt, mudcutter, anal, massage, oriental, cornhole, suprise, happy ending, shocker, chili

Hax0ring

1. Too hack. see hax0r omg i'm hax0ring teh white house See Kameleon..

Clunge-circus

1. Antonym of sausage fest. High girl to guy ratio "You cant not pull tonight. Its a propper clunge-circus" See clunge, dickfes..

Butt Puff

1. Farting on your hand and smelling it Johnny gave himself a butt puff See Poop..

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