Chinese Oven Mitt

What is Chinese Oven Mitt?

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

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