What is Chinese Oven Mitt?
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When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
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something my mom used today.. i've heard of it once in seinfeld..
-are you happy mom?
-yes i think i'm gonna cherish the san..
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The brainchild and long-time web home of that lusty, kilt-wearing, hard drinking, sushi-sucking anti-hero, Karl Elvis.
Karl Elvis inven..
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to have a girlfriend
Sorry, I am girlfriended
See relationship, boyfriended, courtship, attached
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The act of pulling on the handle..
