Chinese Oven Mitt

What is Chinese Oven Mitt?

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

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Harvis

1. An annoying little bitch who likes to instigate. Also an attention whore who should shut up. Look at me! I'm *insert gender here*!..

Persky

1. an enormous darsh face. One whose face is so darsh it looks like someone took a shit on it and rubbed it into his face. that black guy..

Zoogalerg

1. jacks a loserrr :) hehehehehee Jack is a zoogalerg, what now bitchhhh See loser, loserr, domenica..

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