Chinese Oven Mitt

What is Chinese Oven Mitt?

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

See chinese, oven, mitt, mudcutter, anal, massage, oriental, cornhole, suprise, happy ending, shocker, chili

Outsugar

1. A lame kind of joke, invented by Ronnie Nader. It comes from the word Insult. Insult = In Salt turns to Out Sugar. Get it? Here are ..

Kuthoofd

1. dutch word combination used to insult someone, kut = cunt, hoofd = head in english its more used as shithead Flikker op kuthoofd! (Fuc..

Zajebano

1. It's a bad serbocroatian word that describes something that is quite hard or impossible. It is an adjective, and as such, can be su..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Chinese Oven Mitt Edit Meaning