Chinese Oven Mitt

What is Chinese Oven Mitt?

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

See chinese, oven, mitt, mudcutter, anal, massage, oriental, cornhole, suprise, happy ending, shocker, chili

Black Flag

1. A hardcore punk band from the late 70's to the 80's. Contrary to the most highly voted definition, the band was not led by Hen..

Percogasm

1. 1. Reaching an orgasm while on a pain killer. 2. The use of a powerful pain killer to enhance the pleasure of cumming. I had a Percogas..

Guyness

1. The amount of awesomeness or coolness a guy will face in a time of panic, action, romance, and desire The rate of guyness he faced in h..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Chinese Oven Mitt Edit Meaning