What is Chinese Oven Mitt?
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When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
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To be "Most Definently Elite".
Used an an adjective.
see also "Defleet"
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Flopping Fadge is when a Womans Vaginal Lips are hanging a bit loose.
Oh man! That woman I slept with last night had some serious Flopp..