Chinese Pizza

What is Chinese Pizza?


1.

Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.

employee: Whuh?

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)

Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!

See food, hot cake, chinese food

2.

An unrealistic term that is used to udderly confuse people, commonly used in prank phone calls

"Hello"

"Chinese pizza wha yoo orda!?"

"What the fuck dude?"

"You orda Chinee Pizza or I pull Jackie Chan moove on yoo!"

3.

1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.

2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.

example one:

dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?

example two:

dweeb's sister: What are you doing?

dweeb: Chinese pizza

dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?

dweeb: Chinese pizza

dweeb's sister: you are such an ass

dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!

dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell

dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!


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