What is Chinese Pizza?
1.
Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.
customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.
employee: Whuh?
customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)
Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!
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2.
An unrealistic term that is used to udderly confuse people, commonly used in prank phone calls
"Hello"
"Chinese pizza wha yoo orda!?"
"What the fuck dude?"
"You orda Chinee Pizza or I pull Jackie Chan moove on yoo!"
3.
1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.
example one:
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?
example two:
dweeb's sister: What are you doing?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: you are such an ass
dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell
dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!
