What is Chinese Torpedo?
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A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.
John couldn't believe how far Julie shot her Chinese Torpedos when he brought her to orgasm!
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When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard
Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?
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