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'John Loakes' is Cockney Rhyming Slang for 'last tokes' ie the last few drags of a spliff
Do you want John Loakes?
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When you add dill seasoning to dough, thus making a cheesey joke about dildos.
Guy1: Haha look! *dumps dill seasoning into dough mix* ..