Chip Gobblers

What is Chip Gobblers?


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english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogsand throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

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