Chivalry

What is Chivalry?


1.

An idea developed first by Queen Eleanor of England. Basically, it encouraged gentelmenly behavior between knights, and proposed a system of courting ladies to gain their hearts instead of dragging them home by their hair (sarcasm).

The White Knight very politely sliced his opponents head off and carried it back to his lady. He slept on the couch that night.

2.

Origin Old French "chevalerie", from Latin "caballarius" 'horseman'

Derivatives Chivalric (adjective)

1. the medieval knightly system with its religious, moral and social code.

2. the combination of qualities expected of an ideal knight, especially courage, honour, courtesy, justice, and a readyness to help the weak.

3. courteous behaviour, especially that of a man towards women.

Chivalry was an expected quality of an knight during the medieval period.

Loyalty is just a given in the qualities of a chivalrous knight.

What ever happened to chivalry, eh Pipe?

Hey! I am chivalrous, *mutters to G* bloody hypocrits.

3.

Courtesy towards women

*Jeff, Jim, and Katie are playing soccer*

*Jeff attempts a 30 yard kick on Jim*

Jeff: Go get it Jim.

Jim: No you go get it!

Jeff: Katie go get it.

Katie: Ugh...chivalry is so dead.

See women, courtesy

4.

Something that people always say is dead, but no one seams to know what the hell died..

"Sarah likes Big Macs!"

"And they say Chivalry is dead.."

See people, funny, unknown, dead

5.

Choosing to not rape a woman, just because you want to.

Me: "Hey, Jonathan, that bitch is fine."

Jonathan: "Yeah, but in the name of chivalry, we probably shouldn't rape her."

Me: "Yeah, you're right. Damn it."

See rape, women, kindness, courtesy

6.

tha's when the girl she goes to get out and the guy opens the door and throews her shit out with her, so she donesnt have to go bakc in and get it all herself it's a nice gesture of chivalery

"get outta here bitch and take your damn cat too!"

See wallis and futuna islands

7.

The act of a self-deluded sucker. Self-destructive self-sacrifice in favor of those seeking to exploit or destroy the practioner. Self-debasement to those seeking exploitive profit and lack of due recriprocation. Often stupidly misconstrued by those practicing as honorable or altuistic.

Many travesties of justice, self-destruction, and the concealment and promotion of evil have come from the chivalry of fools.

See stupid, idiot, moron, sucker, dupe, con, fool, evil


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