Chives Edit Meaning

1.

A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.

The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?

The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt

See chives, disease, std, yogan

2.

Cooler word that is a combination of fives and seat checkit allows a person to keep their seat for five minutes and if someone is in the seat the chives caller counts to five and the person who doesn't get up gets slapped in the face by everyone until the seat is given back. Invented by Alec.

Bob: Chives!

Bill: sits in Bobs seat

THREE MINUTES LATER

Bob: get out of my seat

Bill: doubt it

Bob: 1 2 3...

Bill: ok, ok you can have your seat back

See fives, seat check, seat, chair

3.

A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.

"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"

See butler, stalker, killer, jen, window

4.

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.

I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.

See chives, twice baked russet, fuck fest, bang, chunk