Choad Hawk

What is Choad Hawk?


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When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

See mohawk, choad, taint, gooch, hair


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