Chocoladvantage

What is Chocoladvantage?


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when you give someone permission to buy you chocolate, and then pays the buyer to never speak of the chocoladvantager.

Mrs shmervishi: oh i havent had my chocolate in ages! because my husband and children are both really alergic *looks at Mr. Billy Bstard*

Mr. Billy Bstard: Oh i can buy it for you dont worry about paying me back!

Mrs shmervisi: oh but heres an extra 10$ so you dont ever have to tell anyone about this conversation *cough cough* chocoladvantage

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