What is Chocolate Facial?
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The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.
Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?
Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.
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