What is Chocolate Muffin?
1.
one who indulges in foodstuffs excessively or who is quite unfit or overweight
Karen could run no further, she felt like a chocolate muffin.
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2.
Anal sex with a fat girl (with muffin top)
Tony says, "So are you gonna make chocolate muffins tonight?"
Jake says, "Oh yeah man, I'm so ready."
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3.
A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the 
Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the
rusty trumpet of course.
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