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a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
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When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with anothe..
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The feeling, as you sit there reading online or consuming other media, that whatever you're currently taking in is destined to crea..