Chocolate Ploughman Edit Meaning

1. A fun thing to put on your head at parties... Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head? Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken&apo..

1. Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. G..

1. A dick that tends to spend most of it's time pissing! William, how long have you been in the toilet, do you have a piss dick you f..