What is Chocolate Punching Bag?


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The sexual act in which the male inserts his testiclesinto his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.

Ben: Epic.

See chocolate, punching bag, testicles, balls, asshole, anus, rectum, butthole


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