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when you laugh so hard you jizz you pants ( or a laughing or gasim)
guy number 1: hey ted whats up
guy number 2: i just had a Lawl-Ga..
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Fear of big words, quite ironic when you think about it
Mitch is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic, so words like plutoniumscare him..
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a rock out in a hay field.
when you mow that field tomorrow morning watch out for hitting polish potatoes...