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When one is out of lube, butter is smeared on a piece of toast. Toast is then smeared on the butthole as to serve as lube. Generally use..
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An elixar to be drunk from excitable lady-bits, every monthly cycle. Not recommended for passing Bartender exams.
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An exceptionally warm vagina.
"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"
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