What is Chode?
1.
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
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2.
I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."
3.
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
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4.
1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things
1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"
5.
The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the
Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
6.
Please, people--chode or choad is a multipurpose word which refers primarily to:
a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists).
b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum).
c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.
a) "Holy Shit!!! The chode is real! It exists! I saw it with my own eyes!--Wait...how the hell can he have meaningful sex with that???"
b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job."
c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper!"
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7.
(n.)1. Male body part located between the scrotum and the anus.
(n.)2. Extremely lame guy.
1. Lick my chode.
2. That guy is such a chode.
