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When a criminally fat woman wears shirts far too tight for her pudgy frame, her bra straps push out on enormous mounds of flesh. Thus, t..
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I created the Italian Apple Martini while working at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Here is how you make one at home...
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