What is Choke & Spit My Salad?

1.

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

See masturbate, ejaculate, come, shoot, load, Gripper
4

Random Words:

Texass
1. A derogatory term for the state of Texas, used by people who dislike the ego-centric and in-your-face "cowboy wanna-be" deport..
Read more
Ghaos
1. The gay chaos that usually breaks out at claudius and pie eye pop shows, where lots of men and a few women pile ontop of each other and ..
Read more
Glass Cutters
1. Nipples that are so severely hard or pronounced that they would be capable of cutting glass. Fuck, it's freezing out there. I&apos..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free