What is Choke & Spit My Salad?


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This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

See masturbate, ejaculate, come, shoot, load, Gripper


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