What is Choking The Smurf?
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to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
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When someone gets another person drunk in order to manipulate them. Either used to get sex, or as a way of achieving personal gain.
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The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.
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