Choking The Smurf

What is Choking The Smurf?

1.

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicerwill generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wranglerwill hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.

Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!

Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!

Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!

See twinkie juicer, masturbate, tuna wrangler, jerk off, jack off
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