What is Chowned?
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what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
lol chowned, dick...
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Chown: vb
To verbally accost somebody or people.
I have never heard this used outside of the military and I am wondering if it is an in house expression.. Maybe somone else can shed light on it! Definitely used in the fashion of the examples given.
(He) fucked up and I had to chown (him)!
I spoke to (him) about his fuck up and when I was finished, he considered (himself) chowned!
(He) deserved a good chowning for that stupid fuck up!
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The name "Cho" added to the word "owned"
Why?: "Cho" was a real person who "owned" a bunch of people, and his name just happens to easily be combined with the word "owned".
(Is used in the same manner as the word "owned")
If you don't pay me back my money by tommorow I'm gona chown your ass.
Stop being a dickhead, unless you wana get chowned right now.
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Chowned is a variation of
"You has been CHOWNED"
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To get shot at school.
Dude, my sister's boyfriend got totally Chowned last month.
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Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result
Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!
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To be purposely killed by a teammate in an online game (teamkilled).
Damn, last night we were getting totally Chowned in Counterstrike by some jerk dropping grenades at our spawn point. Felt like being on the Virginia Tech server.
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