Chp Edit Meaning

1.

California Highway Patrol

the largest highway patrol organization in the world. with a VHFradio network that kicks LAPDs ass.

The CHP practicly owns the 42 MHz band, i can hear them in Virginia with high-skip days.

2.

Acronym for "Come Here Please"

See Tramp Stamp

A tattoo on a woman's back just above her ass. Commonly used for target practice by whatever guy just pulled out of her from behind.

See that 40 year old with the droopy ass? Her CHP is halfway down her crack.

See tattoo, tramp stamp, ass, doggie style, load

3.

CHP creamyhot potatoes

MashedCHP and spring onionsarecalledchampinIreland

4.

California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.

This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.

One of the reasons cops are called pigs.

Guy1: Why are you late?

Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.

See chp, cop, pig, speed, ticket

5.

This an acronym for Clearlyhocus pocus

There was a circus in townthe otherday and one of the acts, a magician, used the phraseHocus Pocus before severalof his tricks. I heard a father tell his youngdaughter as they came out of the tentthat the magician's entire routinewas CHP

6.

clitoral hood piercing

when you pierce the outside of your awesome thing you get a chp

ryan: Gina has a chp

tod: How do you know

ryan: becuase i hit that

See piercing

7.

craves her partnership

My friend lost his heart to a young woman recently and he chp