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The morbidly obese female that is (or should be) in the kitchen cooking your food right now.
My wife is the best kitchen whale ever.
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One of the greatest pranks of this Common Era, begotten by our Savior himself.
In the Gospel of Thomas, Jesus asks his disciples, "..
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A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.
also a sex position.
that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriv..
