Chreaster

What is Chreaster?


1.

Those Christians who only show up to religious services on Christmas and Easter.

We better get to church early this morning if you want a seat, with all the chreasters it's going to be be SRO.

See creaster, creasters

2.

One that attends church only for Christmas and Easter.

I hate going to church with grandma; thank god mom is only a chreaster.

Pastor Tom: Are we going to see you in church tonight?

Mary: You know you're gonna see me. I'm a chreaster through and through.

3.

more than 50% of the people belonging to a Catholic Church Parish that only come to mass on the big holidays- Christmas and Easter-therefore making it difficult to find seats because the Church is overpacked.

Joe: My mom is making me go to the early morning Easter Mass even though i haven't been to Church since last Christmas.

Kevin: You are such a chreaster.

See christmas, x-mas, easter, holiday, christian


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